Pappu ko girl ne joota mara..! . . Pappu:Tum ne yeh joota gussey say mara ya mazaq say . . . . Girl: Gussey se . . . Pappu: Aacha…… warna main aisa mazaaq bardast nahi karta!
Teacher: All idiots stand up. A boy stands up. Teacher: So u are an Idiot? Boy: No. I can’t bear u standing alone madam..
Two Beggers meet . . Two Software Engineers meet . . Both asked the same Question to Each other.! . . Guess What??? . . . . “So, Which Platform are you Working on?â€
Horror films me Ladki ko ghar me jb kch ajeeb sunai deta he to wo kehti h- Kon he wahan? Jaise k Bhoot bolega: Han jaan me kitchen me hu.. Pakode khaogi kya?
GirL: Mera mobile hmesha ma k pas rhta h B0Y- Agr hm pakde gye to? G- Mene tmara nmbr “Batery Low” nam se save kiya h jb b tmara fone aata h ma charge pe lga deti h..!GirL: Mera mobile hmesha ma k pas rhta h B0Y- Agr hm pakde gye to? G- Mene tmara nmbr
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