Durion ki na parvah kijiye, Dil jab b pukare bula lijiye, Hum dur nahi zayada apse Bas ek bottle MAZAA Aur 5 Samose taaza Mangwa lijiye By – m.jaswant
Tumhari yad dilse jane nahi denge Tumhare jaisa dost khone nahi denge Sharafat se contact me rehna Warna khub Marenge Or Rone bhi Nahi denge By – jaswant
A girl asked Pappu !!! Woh kya hai jo cow ke paas 4 hai aur mere paas 2 hai? Pappu: legs. Girl: woh kya hai jo tumhari paint ke andar hai aur meri salwar ke andar nahi hai? Pappu: paise. Girl: woh kya jo log din me lene ke bajay raat me bistar pe lete hai? Pappu: neend. Girl: woh kya hai jo ladki pahli bar karwate huye pain ki wajah se roti hai? Pappu: kaan me chhed, Moral: aap bhi apni niyat pappu ki tarah saaf rakhen. Chetan
Hum aap ko de baithe dil aur o kahate pyar ho gaya nil. Ku kiya mene pyar aaj tak chukarahahu uska hotel ka bill.
Sukh ase kshanache an dagabaj khushi. Dukh asto mitra ani vedna priyasi.
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