1 aadmi chabi se apna kaan khuja raha tha . . . . Santa use dekh raha tha . . . Kuch der bad bola- Bhai sahb agr app start nahi ho rahe ho to dhakka lagadu….
Teacher (Giving instruction)- Start Computer. Santa- I did. Teacher- Now open My Computer. Santa- Miss, where is your computer?…
Premi- Ae bewafa tune dil jala diya mera . . . . Dil jalakar rakh kar diya mera . . . Premika- Teri kurbani bekar nahi jayegi . . . . Bhej dena “RAKH” bartan manjane ke kaam aayegi..
Santa in Chinese Restaurant Waiter- Sir, I have Stewed Liver, Boiled Tongue & Frog’s Legs . . Santa- Don’t tell me ur problems, Give me the Menu….
A line written on a Husband’s T shirt: ALL GIRLS ARE DEVIL BUT MY WIFE IS QUEEN . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . OF THEM……..
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