Psychology ka practical ho raha tha. Professor ne 1 Chuhe k liye 1 tarf CAKE Aur dusri trf CHUHIYA rakh di. Chuha fouran Cake ki trf lapka. Dusri bar Cake ko badal kr ROTI raki. Chuha Roti ki trf lapka. Is tarah kai bar food-item badle magar Chuha hr bar food ki trf bhaga. Profesr: Bas, sabit ho gya ki BHUKH hi Sbse bdi taqat h. Itne me last row ki bench se awaz aai Sir, 1 bar Chuhiya badal k bhi dekh lo, ho skta h wo uski “BEHAN†ho..! :-
Ek Sharabi Vivah FiLm DeKh Kar Ghar Aaya Aur Biwi Ke Samne Gaane Laga- ‘Tujh Ko PiKar Me DeKhu Mujhe HaK H Tu Bhi Piti H Daru Mujhe ShaK H.
Imran Hashmi On Cosmetic Shop: Ek Lipstick Dena. Dukanda: Kon Sa Colour? Imran: Janab Colour Ko Chore Taste Acha Hona Chahiaye..
Santa: Mene Kal SANIA MIRZA Se Phone Pe Baat Ki. Banta: That’s Great Yaar.. Usne Kya Kahaa..?? Santa: Usne Kaha Wrong Number!
Womenz Day Par Ek Larki Ne Pathan Se Kaha- Apko Pata Hai Aj Womens Day Hai? Pathan Ne Ghabra K Kaha: Kamaal Hai, Jb Hum Ghar Se Nikla ThaTab Tu Tuesday Tha.
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