Prof.- pahli hindi silent film kaunsi h? Sardar-agar film silent thi, to aapko kaise pata chala ki wo hindi h? Prof. Socked & 1st time sardar ne baazi mar di…
Father- beta agar ladki wale scooter mange to car mangna, shop de to ghar mangna,cooler de to a.c. mangna. . . . . . . beta- papa agar ladki de to kya uski maa mangu.
Golu ne cafe me ladki se i love u kaha. ladki ne chanta mara, or boli kya bola tu? golu:- jab suna hi nahi to chanta kyo mara tune?
Boy:- I love u. Girl:- shakal dekhi apni. Boy:- apni dekh sali. chorani jaisi,,maar ke mukka thobda bigad dunga. dafa hoja bhootani kahi ki. Girl:- sorry, i love u 2.
Haal na pucho mere karobar ka, Aaine bechta hun Andho ke shehar me..
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