2 lover Apple kha rahe the. Ankho me ankhe daal ke.! Ladki: tum itna ghur kyo raheho Ladka: Thoda thoda kha BHUKHD 150/- RS kilo hai
BF-Tum Muje kitna pyar krti ho GF-Chaha H jise chahtse zyada Samja H jise khudse zyada Bharosa H jispe sabse zyada Tuhi H wo HARAMZADA
Sabse himmat wala insan kaun hai..? ? ? ? ? ? ? Woh jo LOOSE MOTION me bhi GAS chodne ka risk leta hai…..
Koi gham nahi magar dil udas hai, Tujh se koi rishta nahi phir bhi ehsaas hai, Kehne ko bohut apnay magar tu ek khas hai, Zyada emotional na hona uper sub bakwas hai.
Aye khuda barish karwa de. Ek katora pani bharwa de. Jo mujhe sms nhi karta,uska/uski mobile ko is katora main duba de. Na rahega phone Na bajega tone.
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