Haryanvi Jaat riding a cycle & hits a girl. Girl: Ghanti nahi maari jaati kya? Jaat: Re chhori baawli dikhe? Poori cycle maar di ib ghanti alag se maru ke.
Hostel student to his frnd:- “yaar dhoka ho gya” . Frnd- kya ho gya? . studnt- “yar ghar se books k liye paise mangvaaye the, . . gharwalo ne books hi bhej di….
Ek admi ne zoo me 3 language bolne wala tota dekha jo english hindi aur bhojpuri bolta tha. Usne 3 language test karne k liye puchha, who r u? Tota: I m parrot. Admi: Tum kaun ho? Tota: Main tota hun. Admi: Tu k hawa? Tota: Tohre maai k dulha hai re burbak,ek bar bata dehali ta bar bar kahen puchhat hawa…!!
apni shaadi me zayaada deri mat karna, dil tumhari saheli par aa jaye to mat kehna, main to aashiq hoon khoobsurti ka jaanu, yadi bharat tumhare pados me aaye to mat kehna.
aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya, aapki smile ne sara jahan hila diya, COMA se jage huye mareez ko permanantly sula diya…
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