A Pakistani Asked A Question To Tease An Indian: “Indian Aur Kutto Mein Kitna Farq Hai?” Awesome Replied By An Indian: “Sirf Border Ka”
5 Panchhi 1 Daal Pe Bethe The, 1 Shikari Aaya 1 Ko Maar Diya, 3 Udd Gaye, 1 Wahin Betha Raha Q? Bus, Aap Ki Tarah Lukhkhi Daadaagiri.
Munna:Circuit Ye Doctor Log Opratn Se Pehle Patient Ko Behosh Q Karte H? Circuit-Bhai Bole To Patient Operatn Sikh Gya To Doctoro Ki to Wat Lag Jayegi na.
Master Ji Bacche ka lunch kha ke bole: Beta, ghar jakemera naam to nahi bataoge? Baccha (Masumiyat se): Sir, main Mummy se bol dunga, Ki Roti Kutta kha gaya.
Santa Uth uth bhukamp aa raha hai… Banta Soja soja makan girega to Makan malik ka girega Apne baap ka kya jata hai..
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