Sir-”Samundar Mein Nimbu ka Ped Ho To Tum Kaise Todoge?” Santa-”Chidiya Bankar.” Sir-”Aadmi ko Chidiya Tera Baap banayega!” Santa-”Samundar Mein Ped Aapka baap lagayega!”
‘ 1 Jaadu’! Jaise jaise aap sms ko aage pdhoge, Aap utne hi sweet hote jaoge ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? ? Buddhu apko kisi jaadu ki jarurat nahi, aap already so so so Sweet ho.
Himmat ho to Is SMS ko apni girlfriend ko bhej do, JADU TERI NAZAR, KHUSHBU TERABADAN, TU HAAN KAR YANA KAR, TU HAI MERI BAHEN..
1 Ladki thi Deewani si, Sachin Pe Wo Marti thi, Chori Chori Chup ke Chup ke, Harbhajan ko chithiya Likha Karti Thi, Nazar Jhuka ke Sarma ke, Raina se Baat Karti Thi, Kabhi Kabhi Julfe Bikhra Ke, Sehwag ki Galiyon me Gujra Karti Thi, Shayad Kuch Kahna tha Usse kohli se, Lekin Dhoni se Wo Darti Thi
Badshah ne elaan krwaya k tamam shadi shuda mard lines me khare honge, .ek line me wo jo biwi se darte hain or ek me wo jo biwi se nhi darte,. Biwi se darne walon ki lambi line thi,.
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