Jab ek Kutte ki maut aati hai.. . . . . . . . . . . . Toh . . . KUTTA MAR JAATA HAI… beta, har baat mein twist expect nahi karte…. Kutta hai,…, Rajnikant thodi na hai….!
Hum pani kyu pite hain? . .. . . . . . . kyuki hum use kha nahi sakte taali mat bajao plz.. kasam se bachpan se genius hu, par kabhi ghamand nahi kiya!
Ek akalmand insaan ne bewkuf se puchha… ‘SaariDuniya Tumhe Bewkuf Kyon Kehti Hai?’ . . . . . . . .. . . . . . . . Niche kya dekh rahe ho jawab do…
Duniya ki best ‘MAA’ to har BETE k pas hoti hai, Lekin pata nahi duniya ki best ‘BIWI’ Dusro ke pas hi kyu hoti hai !!!
1 juth aapki zindgi ke 5 min kam kar deta hai, Aur 1 muskurahat aapki zindgike 10 min badha deti hai, Moral: Haste Haste juth bolo to bhi 5 min ka faayda hai.
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