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College life is like Reliance !! ” Karlo Duniya Mutthi Mein” Bachelor Life is Like Airtel!! ” Aisi Azadi aur Kahan” After Engagement is Like Idea!! ” Jo Badal de aapki Zindgi” After Marrige is like Hutch!! ” Where U go.. network Follows” After Kid is like BSNL!! ” All lines are Buzy” So friends enjoy each moment!



LADY: Panditji meri shaadi ko 5 saal ho gaye, Par, Ek bhi baccha nahi hua! Pandit: mein Badrinath me tumhare naam ka Diya jala dunga. ~~~ 10 saal baad ~~~ .Pandit us Lady k ghar gaye to dekha k Ghar me 10 bacche the . . . Pandit : Mubarak ho!, baccho ke papa kaha hai.? LADY: Badrinath gaye hain, Diya bujhaane…



REALITY….. IDEAS, LIBERTY, TRUST AND FREEDOM are 4 important things for Nations Freedom But We live in country were….. IDEA is a Sim card LIBERTY is a Footwear TRUST is a Condom and FREEDOM is Sanitary Pad.



Height of MISUNDERSTANDING Someone placed a bomb near a Aged Lady. Everyone started yelling: “Budhiy a Bomb hai!!! Budhiya BomB hai!!!” . . . . . . She smiled & said : Hato re Paglo wo to Mai Jawani Me hua Karti thhi…



Define Live-In-Relationship . . . . . . bin phere hum tere



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I think RBI should declare “Eclairs” as the new one Rupee and “Chloromint” as the new 50 Paisa.. . . . . . . . Sala koi b dukandaar chhutte k jage yahi deta hai…!



Teacher:- Give me an Example of Import and Export. . . . . . . Santa:- Sonia gandhi & Sania mirza..!



Best Ad: Forest dept: Shoot birds with camera not with gun. Latest: Fly with KINGFISHER Not on PLANE But with BEER…



Advice for all the Married Guys: Kabhi bahut dukhi ho to apni shaadi ka video ulta chala ke dekhna. Maza aa jayega. Aapki Biwi Aapki ungli se ring utaregi. Car se utregi aur Mayke laut jaayegi.



If Kasab wil die due to dengue . . . . . Then mosquito must b Announced as National Insect …



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Joke of the day! Boy-Hey girl, what’s ur name? Girl: “Apne Baap ko dhakka maaro.” Boy: “Kya matlab?” . . . . . . . . Girl- Matlab hai “PUSH-PAA”



Rahul Gandhi to Sonia Gandhi Mummy first CW-G, then 2-G then Coal -G and now JIJA-G !!



Superb thought “A person who believes in working.. Will always have a job… But A person who thinks “kaun kare”..will always be a boss”



Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath Baitha Dekh Coolie Ne Puchha- Madam.. Coolie Chahiye? Mahila- Nahi Mere PATI Hain Mere Sath.!!



At 1 point, Vijay Mallya had Piles of Cash. Now, Cash has gone & only Piles remain. This condition is medically called . . . . . . . . . . . King Fissure…!!



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Mera Bharat Mahan -What a lovely Combination! A Hindu President; A Muslim Vice President A Sikh Prime Minister A Christian Defence Minister And an Italian REMOTE!



Banta applying for a Job Interviewer :- what is difference between landline and cellphone ?? . . . Killing answer by Banta :- . . . . . Banta :- landline me number ungliyon se dail krna padta hy aur cellphone pe anguthe se….



Extra Kameena Bacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta? Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai



Who is an Ideal Husband? The man who looks like Tom Cruise, Earns like Lakshmi Mittal, and Obeys commands like Manmohan Singh!



Golden Words By Martin Luther King.. If u cant Fly, Run If u cant Run, Walk If u cant Walk, Crawl But Keep Moving. Santa: Woh to theek hai, par jaana kaha hai ?



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It’s so strange that the Indian term for being in a committed relationship and being in the hospital is the same – “Voh Serious Hai”



Biwi :- Janu Batao Tum Mujh se kitna Pyar Karte Ho ? Banta :- Bahut Jyada Biwi :- Phir Bhi K!tna ?? . . . . Banta :- !tna Ke Dil Chah Rha Hai Ki Tumhari Jesi 1 Aur le Aaun!



OLD Generation vs New Generation OLD GEN: Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab NEW GENERATION: “Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo, usko kal tak rakho.. kya pata us kaam ko karne ki jarurat hi na pade..”



Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Ha Bhai Ha. Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.



Santa ne ek question puchha aur Teacher behosh ho gaya. Question was: BLACK is a colour White is also a colour But BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV. Why?



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Female’s Criteria for the Life Partner: They expect their men to look like Mr. Universe, earn like Bill Gates and obey like…. . . . . . Manmohan Singh!



Doctor: Tumhare 3 daant kaise toot gaye? Aadmi: Ji, woh biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi. Doctor: Toh khaane se inkaar kar dete! Aadmi: Ji wahi toh kiya tha!



Santa in KBC… Q: Videsh jane wali pehli, Bhartiya mahila kaun thi? . . . . . . . Santa: Sita ji… (Ravan ke saath Srilanka)



Teacher: It’s clear that you haven’t studied your geography lessons. What’s your excuse? Pappu: Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!



Foreigner : India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan girti Hai? . . . . . . Santa : Whiskey Ke Glass Mein !



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Aapne suna hoga “Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal bachhon ko bhugatna padta hai… ” lekin kabhi-kabhi Maa-Baap ke karmon ka phal, unke DAMAADON ko bhi bhugatana padta hai!



Apne INDIA ka kuchh nahi ho sakta… kyunki yehan Buddhe Desh chala rahe hain… . . . . aur Jawaan Facebook!



Girl: Hi Jaanu Boy: Hi Baby Girl: Socha tum miss kar rahe hoge to call kar lu. Boy (shocked): Abhi 5 min pehle jo 1 ghante tak baat ki woh kya tha? Girl: OMG! Fir se tumhey hi lag gaya kya!



Indian term for being in a committed relationship and being in the hospital is same. . . . . . . . . “Voh serious hai”



Kingfisher is practically over. Mallya is down to his underpants – like many of his calendar models.



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