Sunday, 8 June 2014

Work Jokes for Whatsapp 115

Mera Bharat Mahan -What a lovely Combination! A Hindu President; A Muslim Vice President A Sikh Prime Minister A Christian Defence Minister And an Italian REMOTE!



Banta applying for a Job Interviewer :- what is difference between landline and cellphone ?? . . . Killing answer by Banta :- . . . . . Banta :- landline me number ungliyon se dail krna padta hy aur cellphone pe anguthe se….



Extra Kameena Bacha! Son: Papa apki love marrige hai na? Dad: Haan per tumhen kese pta? Son: Apki shadi or meri date of birth me sirf 5 month ka fark hai :P



Who is an Ideal Husband? The man who looks like Tom Cruise, Earns like Lakshmi Mittal, and Obeys commands like Manmohan Singh!



Golden Words By Martin Luther King.. If u cant Fly, Run If u cant Run, Walk If u cant Walk, Crawl But Keep Moving. Santa: Woh to theek hai, par jaana kaha hai ?



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