Joke of the day! Boy-Hey girl, what’s ur name? Girl: “Apne Baap ko dhakka maaro.” Boy: “Kya matlab?” . . . . . . . . Girl- Matlab hai “PUSH-PAA”
Rahul Gandhi to Sonia Gandhi Mummy first CW-G, then 2-G then Coal -G and now JIJA-G !!
Superb thought “A person who believes in working.. Will always have a job… But A person who thinks “kaun kare”..will always be a boss”
Platform Par Saaman Ke Dher Ke Sath Baitha Dekh Coolie Ne Puchha- Madam.. Coolie Chahiye? Mahila- Nahi Mere PATI Hain Mere Sath.!!
At 1 point, Vijay Mallya had Piles of Cash. Now, Cash has gone & only Piles remain. This condition is medically called . . . . . . . . . . . King Fissure…!!
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