Female’s Criteria for the Life Partner: They expect their men to look like Mr. Universe, earn like Bill Gates and obey like…. . . . . . Manmohan Singh!
Doctor: Tumhare 3 daant kaise toot gaye? Aadmi: Ji, woh biwi ne kadak roti banayi thi. Doctor: Toh khaane se inkaar kar dete! Aadmi: Ji wahi toh kiya tha!
Santa in KBC… Q: Videsh jane wali pehli, Bhartiya mahila kaun thi? . . . . . . . Santa: Sita ji… (Ravan ke saath Srilanka)
Teacher: It’s clear that you haven’t studied your geography lessons. What’s your excuse? Pappu: Well, my dad says the world is changing every day. So I decided to wait until it settles down!
Foreigner : India Mein Sabse Zayda Baraf Kahan girti Hai? . . . . . . Santa : Whiskey Ke Glass Mein !
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