It’s so strange that the Indian term for being in a committed relationship and being in the hospital is the same – “Voh Serious Hai”
Biwi :- Janu Batao Tum Mujh se kitna Pyar Karte Ho ? Banta :- Bahut Jyada Biwi :- Phir Bhi K!tna ?? . . . . Banta :- !tna Ke Dil Chah Rha Hai Ki Tumhari Jesi 1 Aur le Aaun!
OLD Generation vs New Generation OLD GEN: Kal kare so aaj kar, aaj kare so ab NEW GENERATION: “Kal ka kaam aaj MAT karo, usko kal tak rakho.. kya pata us kaam ko karne ki jarurat hi na pade..”
Santa: Dettol sabun hai? Dukandaar: Hai, Santa: Accha wala? Dukndar: Ha Santa: Acchi quality ka hai na? Dukndr: Ha Bhai Ha. Santa: Hath dhokar 1 Kilo aatta dedo.
Santa ne ek question puchha aur Teacher behosh ho gaya. Question was: BLACK is a colour White is also a colour But BLACK & WHITE TV is not COLOUR TV. Why?
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