Work Jokes for Whatsapp 111

Finally, its gonna be a dream come true. All gals’ dream man will come on a white horse! All thanks to the petrol price hike!



The Indian government truly cares for the health of its citizens. The petrol price hike ensures that more Indians will now start walking to their destinations!



Santa: I have two bad news for U, How should I tell you? Banta: Combine them. Santa: Your wife is cheating on both of us.



Pleasure & Pain comes at the Same Price… Rs 77 for a Kingfisher Bottle or One Litre of Petrol. Decision is Yours- JHOOM LO ya GHOOM LO!



New Form of Greetings “May Your Happiness Increase Like The Petrol Prices, May Your Sorrow Fall Like The Indian Rupee & May The Joy Fill Your Heart Like The Corruption In India!”



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Kisi ladki ki yaad aaye- YAAD karo! . Jyada aaye- SMS karo! . Aur jyada aaye- PHONE karo! . Aur bhi jyada aaye- MIL lo! . Bahut jyada- PYAAR karo! . Usse bhi jyada- SHAADI kar lo! . Maa Kasam, uske baad phir woh kabhi yaad nahi aayegi!



People say that marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour and taste to life. Personally, I believe paani-puri does a better job at cheaper cost.



Interesting just think about it Actors are playing cricket,Cricketers are entering politics,Politicians are watching porn and Pornstars are becoming actors!



Full kaminapan 1st friend: Can I use your phone to call my girlfriend ? . . . . 2nd friend: ya sure, just redial….



Aamir Khan is going to make film on Air India and Kingfisher pilots. It will be titled ‘Saare Zameen Par!’



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Teachers r Hot Water Parents r Mineral Water Enemies r Salt Water Lover is Ice Water Bt, Friends r BEER BOTTLE… Khusi ho ya gam, de sath har dum..



Santa ke Ghar Chor aaya. Santa ne dekha to chor Bhaaga. Santa bhagte bhagte chor se bhi Aage nikal gaya. Santa: Saala Ek to Chori…… Upar se Race… Ye to mai hi jeetunga…..



Indian Traffic rules… Green – Go Slow . . . Orange – Go little fast . . . Red – Go Very Fast.



Height of hopelessness A boy is listening extremely sad song, . . . . . . . & thinking kaun si wali ko yaad karoon yaar…!!



Santa is Greater than Newton Newton:When we Throw A Ball in the Air, Why Does It Come Down? . . . . . Santa- There Is Nobody In the Air to Catch it…



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Google or Yahoo! Santa: Which is better, Google or Yahoo? Banta: Oh wait, I’ll search it on Google.



After Eating Fish Santa Does not Drink Water Why? . . . . . Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach!



Santa Mirror and Padayi Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai…??? Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai… . . . 1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai… 2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai… 3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai…



Height of happiness A boy got a job in a girls hostel . . . . . After 2 months Owner asked: Why didn’t U come to take ur salary ? Boy: Kya!!……….. Salary bhi milegi ??



‎”Don’t judge me by the cancellation of my flights. You see, my calendars are always on time.” – Vijay Mallaya



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Dear God, Your love for Films (Shammi Kapoor & Dev Anand), Music (Jagjit Singh & Bhupen Hazarika) & Technology (Steve Jobs) is now beyond all doubts. May we suggest that you take keen interest in Politics too?



‎1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he. Rahul- To school kaise chal raha hai? Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!



Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears. 2. Penguins. 3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless in winter parties. Baaki sabko thund lagti hai



Thought for the day! In India, Govt. decides the age of the Army Chief. In Pakistan, It’s the Army Chief that decides the age of the Govt.



Banta: What is the difference between Liability & Asset? Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset!



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Kya aap marne ke baad bhi hot ladkiya dekhna chahte hai? THEN DONATE UR EYES kamino ko Social Message bhi interesting banakar Bhejna Padta hai…



Height of FB update mania . . . . . . . . “Suhaag raat hai, ghunghat utha raha hun main…”



If u wann 2 love a girl or a boy, try frm another state! . . . . . . . Even it fails,u wil end up wit 1 more language in ur Resume



Bhagwan Har Ek Ke Ghar Jake Usse Prem Nahi De Sakta, Isliye Usne MAA Banayi. . . . Ussi Tarah Har Ek Ke Ghar Jake Bhagwan Sazaa Nahi De Sakta, Isliye PATNI Banayi…



Sabse jyada nasha kisme hota hai? Sharaab mein? No! Pyaar mein? No! Paise mein? No! . . Sabse jyada nasha… . . . KITAAB me hota hai. Kholte hi neend aa jati hai!



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Mayawati Laloo ke ghar elephant ke sath aayi. Laloo – Bhaiswaa ke sath aaye ho ?? Mayawati – Dikhta nahi elephantwa hai. Laloo – Dhatt pagli, hum elephantwa se puch raha hoon!



Deepika went to Yuvraj – his form dropped! Then went to Ranbir – his movies flopped… Then went to Mallyas – & their Airlines stopped…



Husband to Wife: Tu meri zindagi ho, Aur??? Wife aur kya……..aur……aur…..tell me kya? Wife shouted and said aur kya?? Husband reply: aur laanat hai aisi zindagi par



The Difference. . Two girls wearing same top.. That BITCH COPIED My STYLE… & & Two boys wearing same T-shirt.. AREEE… MERA BHAI !! The gender difference !



Life’s like this! At 39 Rahul Dravid is called ‘old’ and see what wonders he performs. At 40 Rahul Gandhi is called ‘young’ and see what blunders he performs.



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