Sunday, 8 June 2014

Work Jokes for Whatsapp 111

Finally, its gonna be a dream come true. All gals’ dream man will come on a white horse! ;) All thanks to the petrol price hike! :-)



The Indian government truly cares for the health of its citizens. The petrol price hike ensures that more Indians will now start walking to their destinations!



Santa: I have two bad news for U, How should I tell you? Banta: Combine them. Santa: Your wife is cheating on both of us.



Pleasure & Pain comes at the Same Price… Rs 77 for a Kingfisher Bottle or One Litre of Petrol. Decision is Yours- JHOOM LO ya GHOOM LO!



New Form of Greetings “May Your Happiness Increase Like The Petrol Prices, May Your Sorrow Fall Like The Indian Rupee & May The Joy Fill Your Heart Like The Corruption In India!”



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