Google or Yahoo! Santa: Which is better, Google or Yahoo? Banta: Oh wait, I’ll search it on Google.
After Eating Fish Santa Does not Drink Water Why? . . . . . Coz He Feared That Fish Will Start Swimming In His Stomach!
Santa Mirror and Padayi Santa : Tu Mirror Ke Saamne Baith kar Padhta kyun Hai…??? Banta : Is K 3 Faide Hai… . . . 1. Sath Mein Revison Ho Jata Hai… 2. Khud Pe Nazar Rehti Hai… 3. Padhne Ke Liye Company Mil Jati Hai…
Height of happiness A boy got a job in a girls hostel . . . . . After 2 months Owner asked: Why didn’t U come to take ur salary ? Boy: Kya!!……….. Salary bhi milegi ??
”Don’t judge me by the cancellation of my flights. You see, my calendars are always on time.” – Vijay Mallaya
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