Dear God, Your love for Films (Shammi Kapoor & Dev Anand), Music (Jagjit Singh & Bhupen Hazarika) & Technology (Steve Jobs) is now beyond all doubts. May we suggest that you take keen interest in Politics too?
1 gaon me Rahul Gandhi ko 1 bache ne kaha Sirji 14 mahino se yaha school me teacher nahi he. Rahul- To school kaise chal raha hai? Bacha- Jaise desh chal raha hai!
Only 3 living beings are immune to cold: 1. Polar bears. 2. Penguins. 3. Females wearing sleeveless & backless in winter parties. Baaki sabko thund lagti hai
Thought for the day! In India, Govt. decides the age of the Army Chief. In Pakistan, It’s the Army Chief that decides the age of the Govt.
Banta: What is the difference between Liability & Asset? Santa: A drunk guy is a Liability and a drunk girl is an Asset!
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