Sunday, 8 June 2014

Work Jokes for Whatsapp 110

Kisi ladki ki yaad aaye- YAAD karo! . Jyada aaye- SMS karo! . Aur jyada aaye- PHONE karo! . Aur bhi jyada aaye- MIL lo! . Bahut jyada- PYAAR karo! . Usse bhi jyada- SHAADI kar lo! . Maa Kasam, uske baad phir woh kabhi yaad nahi aayegi!



People say that marriage brings spice, tears, happiness, flavour and taste to life. Personally, I believe paani-puri does a better job at cheaper cost. ;)



Interesting just think about it Actors are playing cricket,Cricketers are entering politics,Politicians are watching porn and Pornstars are becoming actors!



Full kaminapan 1st friend: Can I use your phone to call my girlfriend ? . . . . 2nd friend: ya sure, just redial….



Aamir Khan is going to make film on Air India and Kingfisher pilots. It will be titled ‘Saare Zameen Par!’



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