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Welcome to shadi.com : Rishtey k liye 1 dabaye Mangni k liye 2 dabaye Shadi k liye 3 dabaye aur luv marriage k liye . . . Mummy ke Per dabaye.



APNI GF K SAMNEY DOSRI LARKION KO KESE DAIKE Boy: tum ney us larki ko dekha wo kapey usey bilkul suit nahe kartey… Girl : Saley kamine.. tu to chahta hai har larkian kaprey he na pehnain… MORAL : Ladki ney pehley he sprite pi li the.



Gazal By Indian AAM AADMI : Yeh ManMohan b le lo Yeh Digvijay b le lo Bhale cheen lo Humse Sonia Gandhi Magar hum ko lauta do Wo kimattey Purani wo atta wo gas wo bijli wo pani Badi Mehrbanni. .! Badi Mehrbanni…



Mehangai ki Vajah 10 saal pehle 1 samosa 50 p ka aur 1 mobile cal 8 Rs ka… Aaj 1 cal 50 p ka & 1 samosa 8 Rs ka..Mehangai badhi nahi, bas idhar udhar hui hai… Urs Manmohan Singh…



WIFE: Jab aap chasma utarte ho to bahut handsome lagte ho… HUSBAND: Jab mein chasma utarta hoon to tum bhi bhahut khoobsoorat lagti ho!



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Work Jokes for Whatsapp 103

Teacher: Give examples of Active Voice and Passive Voice. Student: Active Voice: Tere Mast Mast Do Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain Passive Voice: Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain, Tere Mast Mast Do Nain



Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai 1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd PHD 4th chor hai Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi? Bap: Wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai..



Which country in the world has largest english speaking people? . . . . Ans: Daytime- USA . . . . LATE EVENING, After 3 pegs- INDIA…



‎20 million sales of idea connection increased only by a spelling mistake..!! . . . . . The mistake was…. ”An Idea Can Change Your WIFE.”



Banta at his best Roger Federer to Banta “I have immense knowledge about Tennis, ask me any thing about it” Banta : “Tell me the number of HOLES in the NET”



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What is the difference between GHAZAL & LECTURE? Every word spoken by others wife is: GHAZAL & Every word spoken by own wife is : LECTURE…



Saas: “Beti Aj Se Tumhara Ghar Yahi Hai, Aj Se Tum Mujhe ‘MAA’ Or Sasur Ko ‘Pitaji’ Kahogi” Shaam Ko Us Ka Husband Ghar Aaya Toh Boli: . . . . . “MAA ! Bhaiya Aa Gaye….”



Girl: Har boyfriend beautiful ladki ko dekh k bhul jata hai k woh committed hai. Boy: Galat, Balki usko usi waqt yaad ata hai k wo bechara commited Hai…



What do you learn from 3 idiots? KG students: Friendship is life. Senior student: We should choose field we are interested in. College student: Naak bich mein nahi aate..



Aaaj Kaal ki love story Two lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumps first. Girl close her eyes and returned back saying “Love is blind. Boy in air opens his parachute and says “True love never dies.”



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Rain Beauty The beauty of the Rain is that If it rains in Africa,Dubai etc Water Disappears In 5 Mins… & If it rains in India, The Road Disappears In 5 Mins…!



A Economical Thought “The Best Line Which Helps 2 Save Money When Going On Dinner With Ur GF: . . . . . . . . . “Bol Kiya Khayegi MOTI ??”



After decades, BEER is now CHEAPER than PETROL !! Now, there will be new slogan “Just Drink – Dont Drive” Cheers!



Har bachelor ladke ki zindagi ka ek hi maksad hota hai… . . . . . Khud bhale hi aawara ho but ladki sharif chahiye..



Every place is now at a ‘walking’ distance. . . . . Thanks to the mad hike in petrol prices.



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A Fact of Life: MALE’S CRITERIA For Selecting The Life Partner They Expect Their Woman To Look Like Miss Universe And Work Like Gangu Bai!



Earlier generation’s blessings from parents n elders “Jeete raho!” “Khush raho!” “Sada suhaagan raho!” etc. etc But the next generation’s blessings shall be… . . . “May your life be as awesome as you pretend it to be on Facebook!”



Excellent phrase If We Loose PEN We Can Buy One, but.. . . . . . If We Loose PEN CAP, We Can’t Buy New One Moral: Isliye Frnds Ko Dhakkn Kehte Hai…



Dogs marriage Q nahi karte? Bumper jawab by BANTA very simple..Qki wo to pehle se hi Kutto ki Zindgi jee rahe hote hain…



Old Generation: “Neki kar, Dariya mein daal” . . . . New Generation: “Kuch bhi kar, Facebook pe daal”



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VAJPAYEE was talking abt family planning & birth control pills in the parliament LALU got angry n said: “Hey dude, when u cant play the game, dont make rules for the champions”



Appeal to all my dear bevade friends! If all the black money comes back to India.. Beer 8 Rs.. Vodka 20 Rs.. Whisky 35 Rs.. Soda 1.25 Rs.. At-least now support ANNA !!!



HOPE POETRY BY STUDENTS! hum honge all pass hum honge all pass honge all pass 1 din …Likhte hai bakwas fir bhiTEACHER PAR hai vishwas hum honge all pass 1 din.



1 Train me 1 baniya aur 1 Chinese baithe the. 1 machar aaya,Chinese ne pakda aur kha liya. dusra aaya, baniye ne pakda aur Chinese ko bola KHARIDEGA ?



Last Benchers… Student’s Law Of Tension . . . . . . Pressure Is Inversely Proportional To The Number Of Days Left For the Exams, Where ‘KAL SE PADHENGE’ Remains Constant!”



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‎1 student ne MBA ka form bharty hue Watchman se pocha : Janb yeh college kaisa hai? Watchman : Bot hi acha hai mainy b yahan se hi MBA kiya hai.



New Formula for water: H2MgCl NaCl HN03 CaCo3Ca (OH)2SnIN HgNiHCL(COOH) HHHHMMMMMM astonished? . . . . . . . . Municipality water dear!



A poem by every Indian girl !! Husbnd apna white ho Lambi jski hight ho Ghusy ka wo lite ho Body jiski tight ho Jb saas se meri fight ho Toh bole tum hi right ho.



Santa : I think that girl is deaf. Banta : How do you know? Santa : I told I love her, but she said her sandals are new!



Japanese Proverb: “If one Can do it U too Can do it If none Can do it U must do it” Indian version: “If one Can do it let him do it If none Can do it Leave it”



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