What is the difference between GHAZAL & LECTURE? Every word spoken by others wife is: GHAZAL & Every word spoken by own wife is : LECTURE…
Saas: “Beti Aj Se Tumhara Ghar Yahi Hai, Aj Se Tum Mujhe ‘MAA’ Or Sasur Ko ‘Pitaji’ Kahogi” Shaam Ko Us Ka Husband Ghar Aaya Toh Boli: . . . . . “MAA ! Bhaiya Aa Gaye….”
Girl: Har boyfriend beautiful ladki ko dekh k bhul jata hai k woh committed hai. Boy: Galat, Balki usko usi waqt yaad ata hai k wo bechara commited Hai…
What do you learn from 3 idiots? KG students: Friendship is life. Senior student: We should choose field we are interested in. College student: Naak bich mein nahi aate..
Aaaj Kaal ki love story Two lovers plan to suicide. Boy jumps first. Girl close her eyes and returned back saying “Love is blind. Boy in air opens his parachute and says “True love never dies.”
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