Work Jokes for Whatsapp 103

Teacher: Give examples of Active Voice and Passive Voice. Student: Active Voice: Tere Mast Mast Do Nain, Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain Passive Voice: Mere Dil Ka Le Gaye Chain, Tere Mast Mast Do Nain



Bap: Mere 4 bachche hai 1st MBA 2nd MCA 3rd PHD 4th chor hai Friend: Chor ko ghar se nikalte Q nhi? Bap: Wohi to kmata hai, baqi sab berozgar hai..



Which country in the world has largest english speaking people? . . . . Ans: Daytime- USA . . . . LATE EVENING, After 3 pegs- INDIA…



‎20 million sales of idea connection increased only by a spelling mistake..!! . . . . . The mistake was…. ”An Idea Can Change Your WIFE.”



Banta at his best Roger Federer to Banta “I have immense knowledge about Tennis, ask me any thing about it” Banta : “Tell me the number of HOLES in the NET”



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