Saturday, 7 June 2014

Work Jokes for Whatsapp 97

‎1 student ne MBA ka form bharty hue Watchman se pocha : Janb yeh college kaisa hai? Watchman : Bot hi acha hai mainy b yahan se hi MBA kiya hai.



New Formula for water: H2MgCl NaCl HN03 CaCo3Ca (OH)2SnIN HgNiHCL(COOH) HHHHMMMMMM astonished? . . . . . . . . Municipality water dear!



A poem by every Indian girl !! Husbnd apna white ho Lambi jski hight ho Ghusy ka wo lite ho Body jiski tight ho Jb saas se meri fight ho Toh bole tum hi right ho.



Santa : I think that girl is deaf. Banta : How do you know? Santa : I told I love her, but she said her sandals are new!



Japanese Proverb: “If one Can do it U too Can do it If none Can do it U must do it” Indian version: “If one Can do it let him do it If none Can do it Leave it”



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