Desi way to eat in Dawat Dawat me khanae ke 2 latest hyderabadi rules! 1) PEHLI baar is tarah khao ki dusri baar milega nahi. 2) DUSRI baar is tarah khao ki pehli baar khaya hi nahi!
Socho agar doctors film banate to title kya hota? 1. Khabhi Khansi Khabi Dum. 2. Kaho na Bukhar hai 3. T.B No 1 4. Kal Patient ho naho 5. Humblood de chuke sanam!
Wife: Meine “GADHO” par research ki Hai, wo apni “GADHI” ke siwa kisi aur “GADHI” ko dekhta tak nahi. HUSBAND: Issliye to wo “GADHA” Hai
Son : Aap Ke Office Se Guzar Raha Tha Socha Salam Hi Karta Chalo Dad : Koi Faida Nahi Betay Abhi Aap Ki Ammi Bhi Idhar Se Guzri Thi Saray Paisay Le Gayi
Santa Singh and Pathan going somewhere together. They found 1000 Rs. on the way. Pathan: Let’s take 50/50. Santa: What will do of remaining 900?
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