A Man before marriage is – Superman. After Marriage – Gentleman. 5 Years Later – Watchman. 10 Years later – Apne Hi Jaal Mein fasaa hua Spiderman.
Kush to bahut ho rahe honge…. Ki forward ke liye SMS aa gaya Par hum bhi bahut chalaak hai… Hume Padhne layak kuch likha hi nahi…… LOL
Woh Kaun sa dept hai jis me Indian Ladies Kaam nahi kar Sakti? . . . . “FIRE BRIGADE” Kyuki waha AAG Lagani Nahi BHUJHANI hoti hai.
Kabhi Socha hai ki Garam Tave Pe Popcorns kyun uchalte hain? . . . Nahi Pata Na . . . Kabhi Khud Baithna Pata Chal Jayega!
Tajmahal ko dekh kar bola Shajahan ka pota, Aaj hamara bhi bank balance hota agar dada dewaana na hota!
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