Tuesday, 3 June 2014

Work Jokes for Whatsapp 5

Aaj kal Ladkiyon ka dress Yahan se less Waha se less Kabhi sleevless To kabhi backless Aur koi Ladka ghoore to “Kutta Kamina Characterless”



Teacher: Humain Gharibon k Sath Pyar se Paish Aana Chahiye. Student: Acha Ab Mai Samjha. Teracher: Kya? Student: Papa Aksar Nokrani ko Galay Kyon Lagatay Hain!



Biwi (gusse me): tumare dimag to sirf gobar bhara hai. Pati (pyar se): To fir itni der se Kyu kha rahi ho.



pehle karo wrong phir karo write phir likho left thora sa phir right thora sa louse thora sa tight chota sa din bohat lambi night bole to GooD NighT



1) Dimag me Ice factory. 2) Zuban par Sugar factory. 3) Dil me Love factory, Phir life hogi satisfactory



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