Arranged marriage is “While ur walking unfortunately a dog bites u” . . But Love marriage is going to the dog & saying, aaja . . . . Kaatle….kaatle!
Banta: Yaar wo ladki mujhko hans kar dekh rahi hai. Santa: Dhyan se dekh, hans kar dekh rahi hai ya dekh kar hans rahi hai!
Wife pati se boli-Dekho G Kaam karte Waqt mere ko Kiss-Wiss na kiya karo. Tabhi Kaamwali Boli-Maidam achchi Tarah se Samjha do, Mai to bol-bol ke Thak Gayi
Banta Ne Zoo Me Sher Ka Pinjra Khula Chor Diya.
Officer: Tumne Sher Ka Pinjra Lock Nahi Kiya?
Banta: Sir itne Khofnak Janwar ko Kon Chori Karega?
Wat is peak of economic crisis? Wen Katrina Kaif is ready to kiss u 4 only 2 rupees.. and . . . . U have only 1 rupee…
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