Garmi Aa Gayi hai Apna KHAYAL Rakhna Pani Zyada Pina, KHANA Kam KHANA Aur Sabse Zaruri Sar ko Dhup se Bachana kyunki “BHUSSE” me jaldi Aag Lagti Hai…!
Machchar ki shadi makkhi se hui 1′st night Machchar room ke bahar baita tha us ke dost ne pucha kya hua? Macchar Bola- yaar teri bhabhi all out lagake soi hai.
Marriage Bureau Rishte ke liye 1 Dabayein. Mangni ke liye 2 Dabayein. Shadi ke liye 3 Dabayein. Dusri shadi ke liye pehli wali ka gala Dabayein.
Bijli + Badal = Saawan aaya.. Baraat + Baaja = Dulha aaya.. Phool + Nazaare = vasant aaya.. Aap + Apki hasi = Bhago… bhago… PAGAL Aaya
Dad: Exam Me Pas Ho Ya Fail Tume Bike Dunga Son: Thank u Dad: Pas Hua To “Karizma” College Jane K Liye, Fail Hua To “BULLET” DOODH Bechne K Liye….
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