Scientists have found water and ice on the moon…… . . . . . Toh dosto, hume sirf whisky le jani hogi Cheers!
Santa apni beti k liye 24 sal ka ladka dekhne gaya. Wahan se biwi ko phone kiya- arey sun 24 ka koi ladka nahi mil raha h, 12-12 k do le aaun!! Kya?
EGG….. EGG OMLET… CHIKEN TANDOORI… CHICKEN PANJABI…. MACCHI FRY…. MUTTON KABAAB….. . . . Chupke Se Padh Kar Delete Kar Dena Non-Veg sMs hai.
Ques: What is Marriage? Ans: For Unmarried its like Alpenlible…. Jee Lalchaye Raha Na Jaaye. And For Married its like Chloromint… Dobara Mat Poochna
If dentists make indian films? There names will be * Daant ho na ho * Jaanam brush karo * Aa ab clean karen * Kabhi teeth kabhi gum *Humara daant aapke paas hai!
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