Santa: Dekh teri biwi ko saanp kaat raha hai. Banta : Abey woh kaat nai raha ‘Zehar’ Recharge karwane aaya hai.
Bants’s Son: Papa today i came home running behind bus and I saved Rs 4. Banta replied: Idiot if u had run behind an auto u wud have saved Rs 30.
Today’s Generation DADA: Beta, Ja Pani Le Aa POTA: Main Nahi La Sakta Main Game Khel Raha Hu. 2nd POTA- Rehne Do Dadaji Ye To Hai Hi BattameeZ Aap Khud Hi Ja Kar Le LO
Banta k Ghar Chor aaya, Banta ne dekha To chor Bhaga. Banta bhagta bhagta chor se bhi Aage nikal gaya? Banta: Ek to Chori upper se Hum se Race!
Banta In art gallery: ye bhynak tasvir ko aap modern art kahte hai? Art Dealer: Mere bap tu dimag mat laga ghar ja, ye aaina hai…
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