1 Aadmi Bus Driver se” Kitne Ghante Bus Me Rehte Ho.. ?? . . BUS Driver:”24 Ghante.. . . Aadmi Herat Se:”Wo Kese.. ?? . . BUS Driver:”12 Ghante Is BUS Me dusre 12 Ghante Biwi ke BUS Me…. lol
Mallika Sherawat ko Mixer chalate dekh, Naukar bola: Madam, aap juice bana rahi ho kya? . . . . . . . Mallika: Nahi re, 1-2 din ke hi kapde the, toh socha issi mein dho dalun!
Santa Ne puri Raat Mujra Dekha.. . . . Mujrewali: “Saheb, Humne Apko Khush Kiya ab Aap Hume Khush Kar Do…” . . . . . . Santa: “Achha To Ab Tum Betho, Mai Nachta Hu….”
S2, S3 and now S4. Forget Apple, Indian Railways sues Samsung for copying names of its sleeper coaches.
Once again our PAPPU wins English Quiz Contest by his Terrific Reply. Q: “What is the Opposite of ‘BARCELONA’? . . . . . . PAPPU: ‘ANDAR SE DO NA’!
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