Boy: “Ro kyu rahi ho..? Girl: “Mere marks bahot kam aaye hai.. Boy: “Bata kitne aaye hai..? Girl: “Sirf 88 % … . . . . . . Boy “Khuda ka khauf kar…..itne mein to 2 ladke pass ho jate hain….”
Santa: Yar Mai To Duvidha Me Fas Gya. Banta: Wo kaise? Santa: Yar Biwi k Makeup ka kharcha Bardasht Nhi Hota or Makeup Na kre To Biwi Brdasht Nhi Hoti…
Romantic Lines of “SMALL KID”… ♥ . . . Main Tume Bhulne ti Bahot Kochich Kalta hu Par tya taru mom roz BADAM Khila Deti he… Aul tumali Yaad Fil aa Jati he…
What comes after “Ishq Wala Love”? . . . . . “Kutton Wali Zindagi”!
Here in India… Actors are playing Cricket, Cricketers are playing Politics, Politicians are watching Porn, Porn stars are becoming Actors. Incredible India!
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