Doctor to injured patient: Jab car ek lady chala rahi thi tu tumhe road se duur chalna chayi tha. . . . . . . . . . Patient: abay Kon sa road? Me to park me leta huaa tha….
Which form of music do mosquitoes hate? . . . . . . . . . . Answer: Kawali…. (Sabse Jyada taali wahi bajti hai, har taali par ek machhar ki maut)
Pagal hai wo log jo 14 feb ko propose karte hai…… . . . . . Meri maano to 1st April ko propose karo……… . . . . . . . . . Maan gayi to ‘I LOVE YOU’ gussa kiya to ‘APRIL FOOL’. . . !!
Dollar has increased to Rs. 55… . . . Milk has increased to Rs. 40… . . . Petrol has increased to Rs. 72… . . . Thank God! Passing Marks are still 35…
On KBC A Guy got stuck on 1cr ques He uses ‘FON-A-FRND’ 2 GF BigB: Ur time starts now Guy reads d que & optns GF: MIL GYA TIME FON KARNE KA? MUJE KOI BAT NAI KRNI…
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