Today’ s Students Teacher: Who is Mahatma Gandhi? . . . . Student: He is the one who helped Munna Bhai to impress his girlfriend!
Indian: I have 4 sisters and 3 brothers. What about you? American: I have no sister or brother but I have four Moms from first dad and five dads from my first mom.
Kbhi shikayt na labon pe lainge hum dosti kuch is tarah nibhaenge koi tmhari burai hamare samne kar k to dekhe kasam se hum b uski “HAN Me HAN” milaenge
COOL, HANDSOME, INTELIGENT, MINDBLOWING, POWERFUL, AMAZING, NICE, ZEALOUS, INTERESTING…. To aap ho nahi lekin aapke liye in sabka first letter hi kafi hai…. “CHIMPANZI”
Voh love-love likhti rahi, main live-live padta raha. voh kiss-kiss likhti rahi, main kass-kass padta raha. vo shadi karke chali gayi, aur main english course karta raha.
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