Ek ladki ne ek ladke ko aawaz lagai… Oh Bhai Jaan.. Please suneye toh zara Ladka bola: Oye.. Pahle decide kar Bhai ya Jaan, confuse kyu kar rahi hai…
Yeh Biwiyan apne pati ko “A.G.” kyon kehti hain? Kyonki Biwiyan Sanskari hoti hai, aur sabke saamne “Abey Gadhe” nahin keh sakti. Isliye, short form main bulati hain “A.G.”
Wife-Aap Bahut Mote Ho Gaye Ho Husband-Tum Be To Kitni Moti Ho Gayi Ho Wife-Me To Maa Ban Ne Wali Hu Husband-Me Be To Baap Ban Ne Wala Hu
Wife: Tum mujhe kitna pyar kerte ho? Hubby: Shahjahan jitna. Wife: Mere merne k bad Taj Mahal banaoge? Hubby: Maine to plot bhi le liya hai, delay tum ker rahi ho.
Mana Aap sabse ajeej hai, Dil ke sabse kareeb hai. Na koi call na miss call na koi Mail, Kya aap “SUDAMA” se bhi gareeb hai.
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