Tuesday, 3 June 2014

Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 157

jidgi me kabhi tenson mat lena, bindas hoke i love you kehna. agar rose k badle sandle mile to kehna, o meri pyari bahina hamesha khush rehna.



Wife: If I die what will u do? Husband: Main paagal ho jaun ga Wife: Will u marry again after I die? Husband: Pagal kuch bhi kar sakta hai



Teacher 2 Studnet Translate this sentence in Hindi : ” Banta United His Mother & Sister ” . . . . . Student : “Banta ne Apni MA BEHEN 1 kar di”



Muhabat Ho Jaye Ya Machar Kaaten Anjam ek Hi Hai! What? . . . . Rat Ko Neend Nahi Aati…



Ek makhi ganje ke sir pe beithi thi, Dusri makhi ne kaha “Wah kya ghar mila tujhe.” Pheli Makhi boli “nahi re, abhi to kewal plot kharida hai.”



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