Sunday, 1 June 2014

Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 128

Bihari Babu: Arre O Doctarwa,Kaisa Nasbandi Kiye Ho Humar? Biwi Phr Se Maan Banne Wali Ha! Doc: Hum Nasbandi Tohar Kiya Hoon Pura Gawo ka Nahi!



Teacher asks: What is ur caste? Student: Pehle to hum Singh the,fhir Rajput hue, phir Sharma ho gaye, abhi hai Darzi…. Aage Mummy ki marji



Rahul gandhi: mom, aapaki wajah se meri shaadi nahi ho pa rahi.. Sonia gandhi: kyun beta? Rahul gandhi: har taraf to likha hai ki sonia ko bahumat do!



BRUCE LEE was a great man.. But after his sister gave birth to a baby he became an ordinary man Why? . . . . . . Coz he became MAMU LEE!



Teacher: Tum School Kyun Aaate Ho? Student: Vidya Ke Liye Sir! Teacher: Phir tum class mein soo kyun rahe ho? Student: Aaj Vidya nahi aayi isliye!



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