Sunday, 1 June 2014

Sex Jokes for Whatsapp 129

Bhagwan ke bina mandir adhoora hai, dosti ke bina jeevan adhoora hai, patni ke bina ghar adhoora hai! AUR AAPKE BINA CIRCUS ADHOORA HAI.



Agar Salim ne Mugal-E-Aazam me Sirf Chaddhi Pahni hoti, To Film ka Naam kya hota?? . . . . . Mogli-Aazam



Ba adab ba mulaheza hoshyar, pagalon ke maharaja, hindustani bewaqufon k sartaj, noore chashme husne paglistan sms padh k muskura rahe hain



Agar manzil ko pana ho toh himmat saath rakhna, pyar pana ho toh aitbaar saath rakhna… Aur agar sada muskurana ho toh, Brush aur Paste saath rakhna.



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