1 Technical question: Where u find MANGOES..? On mango tree…?No Fruit shop…?No ANS: Where ever WOMEN goes.! Peeche-Peeche MANgoes
Husband & wife talak ke baad. Husband: Bache mere hai Lady: Wah ji wah! Bartan mera,dudh mera, thoda sa khatta kya dal diya pura dahi tera!
chote bachho ne darwaja khola or apni didi ke boyfriend ko dekh kar badi masumiyat se bola Aap roj didi se milne aate ho, aapki apni koi didi nahi hai kya.
1 Class me 2do Ladkiya, 1 gori 1 kali. Kali Gori se Tu konsi cream lagati hai? Gori: FAIR & LOVELY or tum? Piche baitha Banta bola “Cherry Blosmo”
kele nimbu se bola… mai tujhe nichorke khaunga. udhar se nimbu bola mai tujhe nanga karke khaunga!
Previous
from whatsappjokes.im http://ift.tt/1m4wh0F
via IFTTT
No comments:
Post a Comment