DUSRA TAJMAHEL BHI BAN JAYENGE, BHARAT PAKISTHAN BHI EK HO JAYENGE, INSAN BHI CHAND PAR REHNE JAYENGE, PAR……………. KHUDA HI JANE APKA MSG KAB AYEGA.
Wife: Peechay betha hua shakhs meri bra main haath daal raha hai Santa: oye chup kar! us ko kia pata ke purse mere paas hai
Chuha sherni ko propose karta hai Sherni: apni shakal dekhi hai aaine mein?? Chuha: Arre shakal pe mat ja….. mera confidence to dekh!!
Himesh Reshmya ka kutta ghar se bhag gaya, use pucha gaya kyon bhaaga? usne kaha k raat ko practice woh karta hai or subah log mujhe maarte hai!
Ghadi ditergent tikiyya walo k yahan beti ke rishte ke liye line lagi hui thi.. Kyuki..unka dava hai “PEHLI ISTEMAL KARO PHIR VISHWAS KARO..”
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