Beta : Papa meri teacher kitni mast hai na! Father : Beta teacher maa k baraber hoti hai… Beta : Aap to hamesha apni hi khushi dekhte ho…
Wat is the moral of Rajnikant’s movie “THE ROBOT” Ladki sirf insan ka hi nahi MACHINE ka bhi dimag kharab kar sakti hai….
Santa: yaar main ajab duvidha main fasss gaya hun…. Banta: voo konsi ? Santa: biwi makeup kare toh kharcha bardasst nahin hota na kare toh Yaar biwi bardasst nahin hoti!!
Smartest thing Banta ever did… He changed all his passwords to “Incorrect” So whenever he forgets, The computer will remind him, Your password is “Incorrect”…..
Malkin: Tu 3din kam pe nahi aayi… Kamwali: Mene to Facebook pe update kiya tha “Mai Gaon Ja Rhi Hu” Apke pati ne commnt b kia tha: “Miss u…”
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