Santa: Bhaisahab time kya hua? Man: Sham ke 6 baje hain! Santa: Sala, subah se pooch raha hoon, sab alag alag time bata rahe hain.
1 bhoot dusre bhoot se.. Yar bade arsay ki baat hai ADAMI marne k bad BHOOT ban jata hai, lekin yeh AURAT marne k bad b CHUREL ki CHUREL hi rahti hai!
Standard measure: 1 bottle=1000ml Half=500ml Quater=250ml Daru 1 bottle= 750ml Half= 360 ml Quater= 180 ml Peene walo ke sath dhoka!!! Jago grahak jago
Ramu: Maa main KBC se bool raha hoon mere PITAJIII KA KYA NAAM HAI? Maa: Sawal kitne ka hai? Ramu: 1000 Rs. ka Maa: QUIT KAR de BETA, 1000 Rs. ke liye GHAR MAIN KALESH HOO JAYEGA….
Ladki ki shaadi me uska purana BF bi aya tha… kisi ne usse pucha: kya aap hii duhle hooo? BF: Nahi mai Semi final me out ho gaya, Final dekhne ayaa huuu….
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