Dil kholo, pyar lo, Dimaag kholo, gyan lo, Aankhe kholo, khwaab lo, Honth kholo, muskaan lo, Kapde kholo aur . . . . . NAHA lo yaar garmi hai..
High Class Insult . . . Girl to Boy: Apne Baal to dekho jaise Ghass Ugi Ho. Boy 2 girl: Isliye itni der se soch raha hu ke mere pass Bhes Q khadi Hai.
Santa: Bhabi ka kya namm hai? Banta: Google Kaur! Santa: what?? Banta: Sawal ek Karo, jawab 10 milte hai aur main jaha bhi hota hoon, wo mujhe dhoondh hi leti hai
Never say dat I failed 99 times… always say I discovered 99 different ways 2 failure – T A Edison . . . . Moral: Besharam ban jana par apni galti kabhi na manna….
Sweet insult… Husbnd- ye kaisa khana banaya hai tumne ”bilkul gobar jaisa….?” Wife- hey bhagwan… Is aadmi ne to har cheez chak rakhi hai…!
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