Friday, 6 June 2014

Work Jokes for Whatsapp 76

Mere Paas Email He Facebook He Orkut He Twitter He Mobile He Sms Package He Tere Paas Kya Hai? Smart Answer: “Mere Paas Aur Bhi Kaam Hain…”



Chai (tea) ki patti aur pati (husband) main kya simillarity hoti hai?? . . . . . Dono ki kismat main aurat ke hattoo uublanaa likha hai :-)



1 Aadmi ne 100 times khoon daan kar k record banaya Blood bank walo ne uski wife ko prize diya ye kehte hue ki Apne Nahi Piya Tabi to Hamne Liya



Ek Aurat Ke Bacha Paida Hua Delivery Ke Baad Bache Ki Mutthi Band Thi Jab Doctors Ne Mutthi Ko Khol Ke Dekha To Uske Ek Haath Mein i-Pill Ki Goli Thi Aur Likha Hua Tha Jaako Rakhe Saiyaan Maar Sake Na Koye



Aate haste ho. Jate haste ho. Subah ko be hanste ho. Raat ko be hanste ho. Sukh me hanste ho. Dukh me hanste ho Tumhe kya lagta hai? Akele aap he “CLOSE UP” Ghastee ho?



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