English Sir- Golu you are late..! Golu- Sir meri car… Sir- Golu speak in English, . . . . Golu- My car was fussing in the kichad, No hilling, No dolling, Only po po karing…
Gunehgaar kaun……… ?? PATI aur PATNI so rahe the……. ……..Achaanak……. PATNI sapna dekh ke chillayi……… ……..bhago mera PATI aa gaya….. PATI utha aur khidki se kud gaya……..
BOY :: Tum ladkiyan inti khoobsurat kaise hote ho ? GIRL :: Kyun ke BHAGBAN khud apne hatho se or fursat se hume banate hain. BOY :: Chup ho ja kamini, bol toh aise rahi hai jaise hum ladko ko BHAGBAN ne download kiya ho.
Frog: Tumhare paas dimaag nahin hai. Bhola: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai. Bhola: Hai. Frog: Nahin hai and jumps into the well. Bhola: Isme suicide karne waali kya baat thi.?
It’s the killing one must read – 4 friends meet 30 years after school. One goes to the toilet while the other 3 start to talk about how successful their sons became. No. 1 says his son studied economics, became a banker and is so rich he gave his best friend a ferrari. No. 2 said his son became a pilot, started his own airline, became so rich he gave his best friend a jet. No. 3 said his son became an engineer, started his own development company, became so rich he build his best friend a castle. No 4. came back from toilet and asks what the buzz is about. They told him they were talking about how successfull their sons became and ask him about his son. He said his son is gay and is a Stripper at a Gay bar. Other 3 said he must be very disappointed with his son for not becoming successful. ” O no !! ” said the father, he is doing good. ” Last week was his birthday and he got a ferrari, a jet and a castle from 3 of his boyfriends…”
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