‘Father to his son- How was the paper? Son- bas pehla sawal chut gaya. Father- acha,aur baki? Son- 3rd mujhe ata nahi tha, 4th main karna bhul gya, 5th mujhe nazar nahi aya nd 6th paper ki pichli taraf tha meine dekha nahi. Father gusse me bola- aur 2nd ques? Son- bas sirf wahi galat hua hai!’
Wo ishk to karti hai par janon nahi karti. Wo katal to karti hai par khon nahi karti. Eis kadar kanjoos hai meri chahne wali Mis call to karti hai phon nahi karta?
Boy Was in a Park behind a Tree with his GF. Old Man: Bete, Kya Ye Hamari Sanskriti hai ? Boy: Nahi uncle! ye Pallavi hai, Aap Dusre Ped ke Peeche Check Karo !! . . E <3 H
2 Pathan bhag bhag k Masjid me pohnchy, Namaz k bad 1 bola Shukr hy Ba-Jamat parh li, 2sra Pathan bola: Han Agr Wazu k chakar me prty to Jamat reh jati thi..
Santa Or Banta Train Ke Piche Bhaag Rahe The. Santa Kisi Tarha Se Train Par Chad Gaya To Train Ke Dibbe Mein Bethe Logo Ne Kha Well Done Well Done. Santa: Abe Kya Khaak Well Done, Jana To Use Tha Mein To Sirf Chodne Aaya Tha…!!!
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