Redneck Jokes for Whatsapp 157

DO ADAMI DARU PEE KE RASTE SE JARHE THE DONO UPAR DEKH KAR BOLE PAHELA BOLA:YE CHAND HE DUSHARA BOLA:NAHI YE SURAJ HE DONO LADAI KAR RAHE THE US VAKT WAHA SE EK ADAMI AAYA DONO NE USE PUCHHA DONO:BHAI SHAHAB YE CAND HE KI SURAJ US ADAMI NE SOCHA KI DONO NE HI DARU PEE RAKHI HE AGAR MENE CHAND KAHA TO SURAJ WALA MAREGA OR AGAR SURAJ KAHA TO CHAND WALA MAREGA USANE KYA KAHA PATAHE MAF KARNA ME IS SAHER KA NAHI HU



Which country in the world has largest english speaking people? . . . . Ans: Daytime – USA . . . . LATE EVENING, After 3 pegs – INDIA



Behan Ki Friend Behan Hoti H. Bhai Ka Friend Bhai Hota H. To Wife Ki Friend Wife Kyu Nai? Jago Grahak Jago …..



Hitler says, “There is no word like IMPOSSIBLE in my dictionary” Sardar says:Ab bolne se kiya fayidah? “Jub kharidi thi tab hi check karna tha na” …..good nit8-):o:p:)



2 sardaron ko 2 bomb mile, 1 st Sardar: chal police ko de k aate hain 2 sardar:agar koi bomb raste me phat gaya to? 1st sardar: jhoot bol denge ki 1 hi mila tha…



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