Santa 1 ghar ke niche su-su kar raha tha.. upar se 1 aurat boli: dikhta nahi hai diwar hai.. Santa bola: thoda side se dekho.. dikh jayega. ??
2 dost safar pe ja rahe the Raaste me raat hogai aur wo TENT laga k so Gaye RAAT ko 1 dost ki ankh khuli, usne dusre ko jaga k kaha “Asman ki tarf dekh k bataa tujhe kya nazar aa raha hai” ??? 2nd dost: “Bahut saare sitaare” 1st Dost: “Is se kya pata chalta hai” 2nd Dost: “Aasman saaf hai, baarish nahi hogi” 1st Dost: “Abe Newton ki aulaad, Tent chori ho gaya hai..”
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A: 2+2= 6 kaise hota hai B: Kya… Pagal Aaisa kuch nahi hota A: Pagal….. Itna Bhi naHi pata 2+2=6…. . . . . . . . GaLTi Se Hota HAi…….
Wife : I hate that beggar. Husband : Why? Wife : Rascal, yesterday I gave him food today he gave me a book “How to Cook”!!!!
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