Our Intelligent Banta Teacher: what do u call a person who cannot hear anything? Banta: u can call him anything, because he cannot hear anything.
Na Daddy Ki Maar Se, Na Mummy Ki Fatkaar Se, Na Ladki Ke Inkaar Se, Na Sandalon Ki Bauchchar Se, Ladke Darte Hain To Bas, RAKHI Ke Tyohaar Se! BEWARE! COMING SOON!
Ek Marwari ki dukan par likha tha: Udhaar sirf 80 se 90 saal ki umar ke logon ko hi diya jayega… Arrey, aage to suno… . . . . Woh bhi unn ki maa baap se puchh kar!
Modern Beizzati Boy to Girl: I Love You & Want to Marry You Girl: Apni shakal dekhi hai? Boy: Dekhi he to tere pas aya hu warna Katrina Kaif ke paas naa jata.
One day Manmohan Singh will retire And His autobiography will be called: “3 Mistakes of My Life” . . . . 2G, 3G, Sonia G.
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